Bhagam Bhag

Hiii everyone…

This is d first time I m trying my hands at writing blogs ,all kudos to Sneha, Puja, Manisha, Ananya and Sonali Soumyadarshini who instigated(read compelled)me into going ahead wid this idea……so here I m penning down our recent DARING act(by girl’s hostel norms, yes, it was daring) on 21 st march…

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Prologue

7:00 pm –our official entry time…..but today one can still see btech, mtech n mca girls sitting and chirping outside queen’s castle(I m still to discover the logic behind our hostel’s name n I m sure the same view is shared by other dwellers also)…..its d second day of the KPL series and we hav been granted the permission to loiter around the hostel premises till 10p.m…..but mind u, the boundaries restricting our movement have strictly been predefined and to ensure that no girl breaches the rule, nanis(hostel attendants) have been stationed at crucial points…..now a full peek into d whole incident………..

Mission Impossible Accomplished

7:15 pm..Sneha ,Sonali Soumyadarshini and Puja are sitting, popping mungfali into their mouths after regular intervals n occasionally watching the match; their hawk like eyes trying to catch something interesting off d fields.

Kaushalendra came wid his friend and sat just in front of these 3 girls,totally unaware of their presence.At d sound of continuous giggling when he turned back ,he was startled to see them.From their side ”caught u” glances were being cast….from his side ”iila ye kya hua” expression could clearly b seen spread across his face.Gradually ,Ananya ,Manisha , Arpit ,Nidhi,Labnita n Khushbu also joined……..

Meanwhile I called up Sneha to get coldrink for us when she comes to the room.But eventually I made up my mind to go downstairs n gulp down Sprite ,sitting outside in d cool breeze. Thank god I changed from my night dress otherwise these people would hav pulled me through the whole event in my “out –of-bed-luk”…crushing my opposition wid d patent dialogue “Shivi tumhe koi nahi dekh raha”..Coming back ,everybody was chatting in small groups, luking around wid dull eyes and the evening was on d brink of becoming the usual boring one. Kaushalendra was sitting in front of these maidens wid Arpit and Ananya on one side and Khushboo,Labnita n Nidhi on d other side..

An empty mind is a devil’s workshop. And when people like Puja n Sneha are concerned its better to say “no comments”. So Puja ,wid d intention of irritating Kaushal,asked him when he would give his “pending” treat .But he successfully avoided it by saying “I m willing to give it now.But u girls r not ready to take it” ,very well knowing that we won’t be allowed to go out now(my analysis of his intentions may be wrong becoz even later on he repeated d same dialogue many a times).Seeing Puja failing in her shaitani irade ,sneha fired her agni “oho…. Kaushal finally committed”…Kaushal was completely nonplussed at this n his face clearly reflected his thought”how mean of u to say that”.Finally after a few seconds ,Khushbu retorted “main committed hoon…”

Kaushal ,in order to save himself from becoming d scapegoat of any further teasing, declared “ lets be a sport n go out “.Everyone agreed to go on a “self-financed” outing.“ fattu” Ananya(as addressed by Arpit) was terrified at this idea.I could sense our warden’s illogical logic n gali ringing in my ears. Others had similar apprehensions about venturing out at that hour. Sneha n Manisha tried to convince by stating” zayada se zayada ek aur warning letter issue hoga”..Just as we were about to move, someone pointed out that d guard was staring at us. This dampened our “just aroused” adventurous spirit n courage. Finally , Manisha n Kaushal lead d brigade and eventually everyone else followed .The strangest part was that d “fussy” Sonali didn’t even do “chun” in the whole course of event.

Scampering like rats behind d line of guys and scoreboard we reached the edge of the field(LOC as determined by our warden) and everyone jumped off it ,including Sonali n Nidhi(“dekhawe pe mat jao apni akal lagao” instant comment by Sneha).Relishing our “newly found freedom” ,we reached SAC where Laxman too joined us. Now it was 9 girls n 3 guys…pretty remarkable ratio…

When everyone had settled Nidhi was asked to dance …….Sneha recalled ,much to d amusement of d 3 guys present there, the famous dialogue from Shole”Basanti,in kutton ke samne mat nachna….”.after much “haan “ n “naa” we zeroed onto Dumcharades.

Manisha was given to enact ”Beta Ho To Aaisa” for her team..She lovingly patted Ananya’s head n simultaneously pointed to Arpit..Instantly Ananya squeaked “beta”..So that was how d first word was guessed and gradually d whole movie name…Kaushal was asked to enact “Shapit”..He immediately transformed into a “baba” proficient in black magic uttering “om bhring………..swaha….”.He did this full fledged acting three times ,each time pointing at Puja(later we realized d reason for Puja’s weird behavior in d hostel that night)…Meanwhile, seeing Kaushal engrossed in d game, Puja ne mauke ka fayada uthaya n devoured almost half of Kaushal’s order. When the bill came and Kaushal took out his wallet, it turned out that he had only 200 bucks with him(“today is my treat”:-P).The bill was payed by contribution from all (to be divided later).

While returning, the tough job that waited ahead was how to climb back to the LOC.To make matters worse, we saw two security guards standing there. Thinking “jo hoga dekha jayega”,we started climbing one by one……when Sonali was trying to locate a foothold to place her foot,one of d guards came to her. Seeing him, our hearts skipped a beat.”Madam put yur feet here”..we couldn’t help smiling there... Sonali n Nidhi finally did d impossible …..to our n other onlookers’ astonishment they climbed with d utmost ease…

Finally when we reached the hostel gate at 9:30p.m the guard was still standing in d same position, unmoved ..we crossed him and he remained unfazed……..so d last speck of fear also proved to be harmless…but one question that still haunts is” whom and where was the guard staring at????”Mystery Continues............ …..