one night before the exam

as all of us are aware , exams (esp midsems) are the least important things to worry about. just the day(sorry night) before the xam ....the girls hostel 2B block wakes up and realizes "ARRE KAL TO EXAM HAI"......

SCENE 1

( In my room. Vani's bed has big heavy books, laptop and notes- the only notes of 2B block. tulasi is watching her latest collected movie. its 7 pm ....chai peena hai phir padhna hai)

me: tulasi.....kal kounsa exam hai?

tulasi: ha!! let me watch the movie na!! ask vani

vani: dont worry ,its very easy ...you only have to read chap 1, 2, 3 ,4 ,5 ....and u can a read a bit of last year's notes ...and some portion you have to see from the text

Scene 2:

(in jaya's room....mamta kumari ...with text book in front of her but mind wandering somewhere......jaya sleeping in deep sleep as if there is no exam. sulagna enters and bangs the door)

sulagna: ehh jaya !! wake up na !! we have to study

jaya(yawning and stretching): what is tomorrow's exam?

sulagna: abbe its xyz...did you arrange the notes

jaya:ohh its very easy ...we can finish it in one hour we'll start after dinner

sulagna: arre it will take one hour then lets complete it na and watch a movie...
arre mamta kumari mark the syllabus for me

mamta kumari:arre mujhe thik se nahi pata par mujhe ananya ne bataya hai dekho yeh padna hai yeh padhna hai......

sulagna: what is this?

mamta kumari: actually mujhe bhi nahi samajh me aa raha hai ki maine kya likha hai


scene 3

(sony's room.....sonali with lots of copies ...extra library books doing her 10th revision..puja fast asleep....sony is busy chatting....enter payal bangar and shikha with copies in hand)

payal:arre yeh topic kissi ko samajh me aaya

sony: kitne topics hai?tum log kya kya padh rahe ho ...darao mat yaar abhi start karna hai sonali se pooch lo

sonali: dekho ...blah blah blah.....

shikha: arre i dint understand anything please repeat it

sonali: time up ...i have to study

payal: ...ok shikha come ..i'll explain

scene 4:

(shivi's room .....ankita is not present in room ...she is in reading room - her second home....sneha studying one page and sleeping for an hour....recursive cycle
shivi is studying)

alll: CR ....give us sir's notes and tell important questions ....call karke sir ko pooch na ......ya phir mass bunk karte hain na

shivi: arre mass bunk mein karna chahti hun ....but ....dedo na bahut simple hai

scene 5:

(its 11 oclock...every body assembled in my room)

tulasi giving lecture to manisha sutar,sulagna,mamta kumari on her bed

me, jaya, sony discussing a topic

sulagna: arre teach me this na ...i dont want to read it myself

tulasi : eeehe ask jaya

jaya: arre i'll teach from notes ....blah blah blah wait i have a doubt ....vani how to do this

vani: blah blah

different people taught sulagna different topics ....and she learnt everything from everyone .....finally ...every body goes to respective rooms ....

sony:.....puja oootho....oootho 12 baj gaya kal xam hai!!!!!

33 comments:

  Ranjeet Pratap Singh

February 28, 2010 at 9:39 AM

kya baat hai ....

mamta on fire :)

btw its a pretty interesting narrative, and may be some-one from K.P 3 will like to contribute something on the similar lines.

  Sukh Ram Manda

February 28, 2010 at 10:02 AM

Waha blog pe blog. Keep writing.

If someone asks me what do you like most in KIIT then surely the answer will be :-"Yaar KIIT mein Exam ke liye jyada padhna nahi padta hai.Just Mug up things from notes before the exam and Vomit them in the Exam hall." :)

KIIT Jindabaad!!!!!
Long Live Samanta Sir..

  Ranjeet Pratap Singh

February 28, 2010 at 10:18 AM

@ Manda :

he he ab agar tumhare jaise log bhi ye kahenge ki padna nahi padta to hamare jaise log kya kahenge :P

kyon anna ??

  Anitesh Singh

February 28, 2010 at 11:10 AM

not only manda yaar...
jitne log class jaate hain unko sach me padhne ki kya zarurat??? :P
dekho jitni bhi gals ka naam liya gaya hai...all 8-9 ptrs!!!

  Ranjeet Pratap Singh

February 28, 2010 at 11:15 AM

abe class to mai bhi regular jaata hun, aur padai bhi man laga ke karta hun :)

lekin marks nahi aate, guru logon kuch upay batao !!!

  Anitesh Singh

February 28, 2010 at 11:16 AM

to tum bhi to 8 ptr ho...
ro kahe rahe ho???

  Sukh Ram Manda

February 28, 2010 at 11:22 AM

No dealing Allowed !
kyon Anaa? :)

  Anitesh Singh

February 28, 2010 at 11:33 AM

sahi kaha...
but kya kare...
kuch log hote hain...
bolte hain kuch nai aata hai n all n fir fod dete hain...
CAT wale blog me iss line ko zara achha se expand kiya jaega
its nt only abt the BMR!

  Ranjeet Pratap Singh

February 28, 2010 at 11:38 AM

@ Anna the blog is about Computer Science branch, here I am Ranjeet and not ThE bmr.....

and btw there is no sem where I haven't got at-least 1 C.

  Anitesh Singh

February 28, 2010 at 11:45 AM

arre bmr ki shuruvat to yahin se hui thi...
wo aoe ke games yaad hain na?
n kamaal ki baat to hai ki C laane ke baad bhi tum 8 lete aate ho...

  jaya

February 28, 2010 at 8:36 PM

arre mamta tareef kar rahi hai ya khachda ..............clear toh karo

  sritulasi

March 1, 2010 at 9:55 PM

awesome moni...keep it up....

  sulagna mishra

March 2, 2010 at 2:58 AM

a very true account of what happens before the exam in hostel...keep blogging like this and make us smile :-)

  Anurag

March 9, 2010 at 7:05 AM

very nicely expressed. keep going

  AMARISH

March 22, 2010 at 3:03 AM

accha scene banta hai exam ke ek din pehle phir college mein kya ghas katne jati hai saari ladkiyan, final sem over hone ko ho lekin class se pyar kuch kamm nhi hua... sunnne mein bhi its amazing ki 50 students had gone to class... main to soch rha tha jaldi kat lo yahan se nahi to mere 1-2 comments apki padhai muskil kar degi
kyon sirji lol ranjeet aka bmr

  Ranjeet Pratap Singh

March 22, 2010 at 3:06 AM

@ seth g: mughe kyon badnaam kar raha hai, mai to hamesha regular rahta hun class mein aur exams mein :P


P.S. -> regularly irregular :)

  ankita

March 22, 2010 at 7:47 AM

good mamta aise hi hostel ke bhed kholti raho.....

  mamta sinha

March 22, 2010 at 7:59 AM

@ amarish ....abhi tak to cs1 se most of grls to class kiya nhi..tab tum kyu bol rahe...yaha to grls se jayda sincere boys hai jo regular class jaate hai and exam dete hai......:)

  AMARISH

March 22, 2010 at 10:03 AM

@mamta
The first thing is that this is computer science blog n not d1 r d2 blog..
n as i rem u were the one who called in so a.....mood n aage kya hua tha u rem....class krne mein koi kharabi nhi hai , we all shud do it
isliye to i m asking u all to particiapte for reunion
rahi class jane ki aur xam dene ki baat to dont tell this to me atleast.
gl n hf

  shivi

March 22, 2010 at 10:44 AM

nice narrative....well painted all d scenes in their true form...:)

  Sukh Ram Manda

March 22, 2010 at 11:04 AM

Totally crap discussion.

Getting >=8.0 CGPA with one night preparation in a crap system like KIIT's doesn't show u r intelligent or somewhat smart.(may be u are)

Life is not just about getting marks,it's about setting up your goals ,gaining knowledge and going ahead.

What do u think people like APJ Abdul Kalam who have made big through their hard work are
not smart or intelligent as u?

Bill Gates,Steve Jobs are drop outs but ultimately they worked achieve their targets.So if u think that every person who drops out or does something irresponsible, is going to be next Bill Gates or Steve Jobs then u need a bit introspection.


Enjoy life.
"Love what u do,Do what u love."

Rahi baat class bunk ki aur exam nahi dene ki,then why do u run after teacher when u r short of attendance,Why have u never bunked end sem exams. There is no big deal in bunking mid sem exam and then requesting teacher to arrange re-midsem.

(Please,Dont take it personally)

  AMARISH

March 22, 2010 at 11:10 AM

No comments

  Ranjeet Pratap Singh

March 22, 2010 at 11:12 AM

Arrr.....

Bhaiya jee to seriously le liye :)

Dude no-one says that bunking classes and exams and then getting good marks is a show of intelligence or smartness.

Dekh dost, kya hai naa ki ye life bahut choti hai, aur hamare jaise lalchi log isi choti si life mein sab kuch chahte hain right from success to masti...

And just like success may have different meanings for different persons, so has "masti" but then again we want to enjoy the thrill of bunking classes and exams while ensuring that it doesn't have ill effects on our careers :)

Ab jaise mere liye tumhe gyan bantna masti marne ka ek tareeka hai, though I fully agree that u r more intellignet and smarter than me :P

hope it helps.

  AMARISH

March 22, 2010 at 11:16 AM

@manda
sir apki baat koi kaise personally le skta hai , bas apni jindagi hi aisi hai pehle galti karo n phir run to rectify the mistake...kabhi kar ke dekhiyega u will njoy it the same .....
waise attendanc shrt ya re sem ke liye student se adhik techer daurte hai ..
lol

  Sukh Ram Manda

March 22, 2010 at 11:34 AM

signing out without destroying the session :)

  mamta sinha

March 22, 2010 at 11:35 AM

plz every one dont take seriously....hopes so everything is alright........

  Ranjeet Pratap Singh

March 22, 2010 at 11:39 AM

@ manda:

As long as u don't rush into my room with a cricket bat in hand, u can always stay signed in and comment here :P

@ mamta:

K.P 3 ke liye ye sab regular hai, agar tum hum logon ki intellectual debates (what a good name:P) sunogi to lagega ki shayad parliament ki debate bhi jyada peaceful hoti hai....


*** ALLLLL IZZZZZ WELLLLLL ***

  sonali

March 22, 2010 at 1:25 PM

Good,nice creative piece of writing,framed in the true color of hostel life,depicting our great 2B block,but come on guys buck up for the future,company main asa nahi chal ta ha,,,

whatever shall manage at that time,
nice monii.. do write more more nad more......

  Unknown

March 22, 2010 at 10:39 PM

Arz kiya hai:
Mamta and group ne mehnat kar blog likha hai
Abhi tak usko sirf 28 comments hi mila hai
Likh daliye janab gar koi shikwa ya gila hai
College ka ye akhri silsila hai

  Anitesh Singh

March 23, 2010 at 12:11 AM

wah wah!
wah wah!!!

ab to tum bhi blog likh hi daalo...

  Unknown

March 23, 2010 at 11:32 AM

sahi likha hai.....xact scenerio b4 every xam...n da best part "sony:.....puja oootho...."
:D

  mamta

March 25, 2010 at 9:44 AM

ya it's very true, u depicted everything brazenly and poignantly..
but u sud include more people also..

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