The much hyped CAT 2009

Oh boy!!! What a time that was when the CAT exams were being conducted...

Nov 28-Dec7

n then on Dec 8 also...

n then on Jan 30,31 again!!!

Some laugh we had in those periods at the most coveted MBA exam. In fact, instead of calling it CAT 2009 we should call it CAT 2009-2010. LOL!!! Take a look what happened to the CAT in those days...

But yesterday the CAT came back with a bang...

N many worthy warriors succumbed to its counter-attack. :(

The few who succeeded in "Belling the CAT" were...

IIMA called Shubham Jaiswal

IIMB called Shubham Jaiswal

IIMC called Shubham Jaiswal(single call)

IIMI called Shubham Jaiswal

IIMK called Shubham Jaiswal

IIML called Shubham Jaiswal

IIMS called Shubham Jaiswal, Kaushallendra n Payal Bangar

Heartiest congratulations u guys!!

N while we're on the topic, lemme take a quick moment to congratulate
Abhishek Kumar Sharma for XLRI call,
Ranjeet Pratap Singh for FMS call.

ALL THE BEST FOR GD/PI!!! :)

one night before the exam

as all of us are aware , exams (esp midsems) are the least important things to worry about. just the day(sorry night) before the xam ....the girls hostel 2B block wakes up and realizes "ARRE KAL TO EXAM HAI"......

SCENE 1

( In my room. Vani's bed has big heavy books, laptop and notes- the only notes of 2B block. tulasi is watching her latest collected movie. its 7 pm ....chai peena hai phir padhna hai)

me: tulasi.....kal kounsa exam hai?

tulasi: ha!! let me watch the movie na!! ask vani

vani: dont worry ,its very easy ...you only have to read chap 1, 2, 3 ,4 ,5 ....and u can a read a bit of last year's notes ...and some portion you have to see from the text

Scene 2:

(in jaya's room....mamta kumari ...with text book in front of her but mind wandering somewhere......jaya sleeping in deep sleep as if there is no exam. sulagna enters and bangs the door)

sulagna: ehh jaya !! wake up na !! we have to study

jaya(yawning and stretching): what is tomorrow's exam?

sulagna: abbe its xyz...did you arrange the notes

jaya:ohh its very easy ...we can finish it in one hour we'll start after dinner

sulagna: arre it will take one hour then lets complete it na and watch a movie...
arre mamta kumari mark the syllabus for me

mamta kumari:arre mujhe thik se nahi pata par mujhe ananya ne bataya hai dekho yeh padna hai yeh padhna hai......

sulagna: what is this?

mamta kumari: actually mujhe bhi nahi samajh me aa raha hai ki maine kya likha hai


scene 3

(sony's room.....sonali with lots of copies ...extra library books doing her 10th revision..puja fast asleep....sony is busy chatting....enter payal bangar and shikha with copies in hand)

payal:arre yeh topic kissi ko samajh me aaya

sony: kitne topics hai?tum log kya kya padh rahe ho ...darao mat yaar abhi start karna hai sonali se pooch lo

sonali: dekho ...blah blah blah.....

shikha: arre i dint understand anything please repeat it

sonali: time up ...i have to study

payal: ...ok shikha come ..i'll explain

scene 4:

(shivi's room .....ankita is not present in room ...she is in reading room - her second home....sneha studying one page and sleeping for an hour....recursive cycle
shivi is studying)

alll: CR ....give us sir's notes and tell important questions ....call karke sir ko pooch na ......ya phir mass bunk karte hain na

shivi: arre mass bunk mein karna chahti hun ....but ....dedo na bahut simple hai

scene 5:

(its 11 oclock...every body assembled in my room)

tulasi giving lecture to manisha sutar,sulagna,mamta kumari on her bed

me, jaya, sony discussing a topic

sulagna: arre teach me this na ...i dont want to read it myself

tulasi : eeehe ask jaya

jaya: arre i'll teach from notes ....blah blah blah wait i have a doubt ....vani how to do this

vani: blah blah

different people taught sulagna different topics ....and she learnt everything from everyone .....finally ...every body goes to respective rooms ....

sony:.....puja oootho....oootho 12 baj gaya kal xam hai!!!!!

Mai or mera F or G or B block in girl Hostel……………

You might be wondering about F or G or B block.. first 1 year my room was F-124. My all 3 room mates Aprajita ,Ananya and me ofcourse.Do u know what were the similarities among us ..slim and trim . my sister saw us ..first sentence she said..tum tino ek type ke ho..lagta hai kuch khane ko nhi milta . any way we scared that my room was near the seniors room . seniors didi aaye the mere room mai..mera to band baj gaya. Only introduction dena tha wo bhi maine bad way mai diya..then I thought ,what will happen in future. We enjoyed together every moments. Mai bhool gaye thi ki mai first time ghar se bhar aaye hu..1^st thing I learned long night drama..we hardly slept. Then again practical class next day..i hate practical class in 1^st year. I never saw English movies but now countless. Sab kahte hai ye mind fresh ke liye hai…wow it’s a great feeling . 1 room all sat together start movie story…mast baat ye tha room ka ambience acha banate the ,ki lage kuch ache kaam kar rahe hai. Ye thi short story of F-block

Now start with Room no G-134,Here my roommates are E.Sri.Tulasi ,Tippana Sreevani..and mai bhi hu (Mamta Sinha). Main common thing among us ,we all are very lazy. We believe in sleep and watching movie. Agar bhar jana hota we 1^st thing ready hona padega yaar,leave it .lets watch another movie. Important thing is that..kuch milna chahiye hasne ko…joke se pj or kahani kaise banate hai.come in my room .it wil great experience for u. During exams we never feel like study..anywayz padhna to tha hi..tulasi ko mat pocho wo ek bar padhti ho jata ,mera bura haal ho jata,ab tum hi bolo exam ke 1 din pehle kya hoga,class to seriously liya nhi,arey ho jayega but…………….hoga kab.

Now room number changed to G-134 se 2B(56) ,I don’t want 2B(56) coz my front room number is 2B(55),I said to nani mera room number 55 kar do,mera roll no hai.But request meaningless, abhi to placement time chal raha hai.Most of time,tulasi went home,vani busy wid some another works,mai placement ka preparation mein lagi hoon.abhi tak mera placement nahi hua,I don’t know what is happening,but kuch gadbad hai. Ye to mujhe hi karna hoga. Lets see when my time will come…I m waiting for my new phase …….abhi or bhi blogs likhne hai..wait for my placement. wish me luck!!

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Our Mid semesters And Bowling Concept

As our all mid sem has been officially ended and they were threating us that they will not take the exam but "picture abhi baaki hai mere dost" ham log bhi thori na kahi kam hai ham logo ne to mid sem dobara dene ki kasam jo kha rakhi hai!!!!

Haaaaaaaaaaar mid sem ki bhati is mid sem me bhi khub bowling chali .It might be that some of us should not understand the word "bowling" here par wo kahi na kahi bowling karte jarur hai.

What is Bowling and how it is done lets know first before telling any thing?

Kisi ko mid sem nahi dene ke fayde batana is bowling or agar wo mid sem nahi deta hai to bowler ne wicket le liya or isi tarah wo jitna wicket leta hai wo utna achha bowler hai.Hamare room me discuss hota hai kyu ki hamara room sab se safe hai or ham logo ka wicket 7 sem tak nahi gira tha. To ham log bowler nahi hai ham logo ko apna wicket bachana padta hai isi liye jo exam deta hai wo batsman hai .Or ham logo ke bagal me ek empire bhi hai jo decision deta hai .

Now lets see the varieties of bowling :--

Koi kahta hai are HOD ka paper hai aaram se 30 me 30 laye ge baad me .- Out

Are tum ko ham dekhayenge - Out

koi kahta hai abhi exam dijiyega ka to kitna aaye ga 15 se 20 ye to aap kabhi bhi le aaye ga Aapko ham baad me padha de ge to badiya marks aaye ga na. kaya bolte hai - Out

Kisi se xerox magne gaya ek ladka to usne kuch nahi kiya xerox khol ke taas ke patti ki tarah fhet ke de deya ab ladka exam ki raat me kaya pade ga or kaya exam dega - Out

Koi bolta hai ham tumare liye ye subject chor rahe hai tum mere liye wo wala chor do-Out

Kuch wicket to ase bhi girta hai ke "abe sab chor raha hai chor dete hai or to or mera aage wala bhi chor raha hai kaya kare"-Out

Ab sabse majedar wali baat

Now those batsman who are not sure that they are giving there exam or not upto the exam time!!!

Exam ke leye tayar ho ke ja rahe hai to bitch raste me pata chala ki jisne usko padhaya tha wo exam nahi de raha hai to raste se hi ghum liya .

Koi koi to use bhi jaada hai exam dene gaya question dekha to examination hole se he baag leye

Ab aaya 8th sem mid semester

jise log kaha rahe the ki pitch kharab hai or bating karna bahut muskil last day match, jo tha .Isme mera bhi wicket gira tha or mere roomy ka bhi. We are leaving it first time so bahut maza aa raha tha feel le ke exam time me aap jab movie dekhte hai to bahut maza aata hai. It was the second last exam . Ab aaya last exam jab sachin ramesh tendulkar double ton mara tha . Sab ne apna wicket sachin ke naam kar deya or more then 80 students ne exam nahi deya . Par maine apna wicket us kharab pitch me bhi nahi diya.Mere roomy me to khelne se inkar kar deya or mere ko ye kahkar bejh diya ki "tere jaysa jigra ho to duniya tum se darti hai " or mera jabda toot gaya (means exam bahut kharab gaya).

ab dekhte hai Re-mid-sem me kaya hota hai