I had received this email long back... but there was no better time to post it than today- as today is the day when TCS(our dream company) visits KIIT campus(at 8 am... just for memory :P). Although this post goes as a joke on TCS, still here's me, Anitesh Singh wishing everyone the very best for his/her future!
SUBJECT:-New Sholay-Viru ke rishte ki baat
Jay : Mausi, ladka TCS mein kaam karta hai..
Mausi : Hai ram..!!! aur kahin try kar raha hai kya??
Jay : Kahan mausi 2 saal TCS me rahne ke baad koi Company leti kahan hai...
Mausi : Hai Raam!! To kya 2 saal se TCS mein hi hai..
Jay : Haan socha tha 2 saal me salary hike hogi hi. Aajkal to salary bhi jyada nahi mil rahi hai use.
Mausi : To kya salary bhi kam milti hai?
Jay : Ab appraisal bhi to asaani se kahaan hota hai mausi.
Mausi : Hai hai ..!! To kya appraisal bhi nahi hota uska..?
Jay : Mausi aap to mere dost ko galat samajh rahi hain. Aap Basanti ki shaadi usse kar ke to dekhiye, wo seior se ladai karna bandh kar dega bas!
Mausi : To kya seniors se ladhta bhi hai..?
Jay : To isme kaun si buri baat hai Mausi, ladai to raja maharaja aur bade bade log bhi karte hain! Ab kabhi bhi onsite jaane nahi diya jaye to koi kya kar sakta hai!!
Mausi : To kya ab tak ek baar bhi onsite nahi gaya ..???
Jay : Mausi vishwaas kijiye Viru aisa ladka nahi hai. Ek baar Basanti se uski shaadi hui to wo Outdated Technology pe kaam karna bandh kar dega bas!
Mausi : Hai hai..!! To ab yahi ek burai reh gayi thi usme..?? Jaate jaate zara yeh bhi batate jao ki tumhare ye gun vaan dost kis college ke hain?
Jay : Uska pataa lagte hi hum aapko khabar kar de denge!! Tooo.. main rishta pakka samjhu mausi???
Mausi : Pakka??? Beta, kan khol kar sun le...Sagi mausi hoon basanti ki koi sauteli maa nahi Bhale hi hamaari Basanti Call Center wale Guddu se shaadi kar le par TCS ke employee se katai nahin karegi.
